[Verse 1]
Baby, come go home with me
Baby, come go home with me
I'll make you just as happy as any woman can be
Yes I will

[Verse 2]
My mama told me, and papa too
Told me just how that a woman do
She'll run you crazy one day
Crazy as a man can be
She said "Son, send a good one home to me"
Mama wanna chastise her

[Verse 3]
Long time, I see her that is workin' her toes
She wanna dance, go ahead and dance girl
She can cut it, don't you believe it?
Uh huh, I guess you see now
I wouldn't lie for nothin'
Before I lie, I shed my mouth
I wouldn't lie for nothin'
Before I lie, I shed my mouth
When my wife, she tell me said "You lyin', Sam
Everytime you walk about"
[Verse 4]
Don't call me no liar, make me mad
Got girls and old ladies, come on let's dance too
That's alright, and I'm gonna cut a step
She can't cut, uh oh I like to fail
My back kinda hurts too
I bet I go to the doctor and see
What done happened to me

[Verse 5]
Got back from the doctor, huh
Yes I am, what'd he say?
I better be careful, sit down and don't dance no more
He said I better be careful
Sit down and don't dance no more
My wife, she told me the same thing
And I said "Shut up, before you
Find yourself getting up off the floor"
'Cause I know she wasn't no doctor