[Intro]
Hey you, what are you doing here?

[Verse 1]
I'm shiverin' on a Christmas Eve
It's ninety-nine below on my block
And I freeze my stones tryin' to close the window
Wishin' that snow would stop
Then in flies a cat
That's all dressed up in red with a huge toy sack
Weighs three hundred five pounds
He gave my roofline a big permanent crack

[Chorus]
I said, "Hey, you, get off of my house
Hey, you, det down from this house
Hey, you, get offa my roof
Don't hang around or I'll knock you down
From this house, baby"

[Verse 2]
Those jingle bells were ringin'
I said "Hey, take your deer and get flyin'"
A voice says "Ho-ho-ho, how are you?
Merry Christmas to you tonight"
I said "it's three a.m., I don't need toys
I got a machine gun under my bed
So keep off of my roof
Or I'll have to blast your candy ass out of that sled"
[Chorus]
I say, "Hey, you, get off of my house
Hey, you, stay off of my house
Hey, you, get off you big louse
Don't hang around
Or I'll shoot you down from this house"

[Bridge]
Up on the roof top reindeer pause
Out jumps a swingin' Santa Claus
Up on the house top, click, boom, click
Down to the ground goes stiff St. Nick

[Chorus]
I say, "Hey, you, get off of my house
Hey, you, stay off of my house
Hey, you, get off my big house
Don't hang around
I'll shoot you down"

[Outro: Kid and "Sinatra"]
Hey mister, you shot Santa Claus
Hey, don't worry, kid. I only nicked him. He'll limp a little, but he'll be all right
(Hey you)
"Hey, Steve, Edie, go see what's in the bag
(Don't hang around)
(Oh yeah)