I shot the White House
But I did not hit the President
I shot the White House
But I did not hit the President

Firing rounds at the compound
'Til a tourist dragged me down
Bill Clinton was a-watching his TV
When I strolled right past security
So I shot, I shot his house
I swear

I shot the White House
But I never got inside the fence, oh no no
I shot the White House
Guess I must have been a little tense

(Attention! You, with the automatic weapon...
Uhh... I'm not sure but I don't think you're supposed to have that.)
(Will agent Moe and agent Larry please proceed immediately to the emergency area?)
(Soi-tainly.)(Ehhh... grab that gun, numbskull)
(whoo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo)