[Verse 1]
I eat Mrs. Fields, I snack between meals
You can see my crack above my Levi's
I don't need to diet to prove I'm light
And I don't peel the skin off of my chicken
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

[Bridge]
Deep fry, don't exercise
And grow that middle age waistline

[Verse 2]
It salivates my glands to smell a fresh roast ham
So put out the butter and pass the rolls right over
A second helping here, a hefty mug of beer
Let's get some dinner before the food gets colder

[Chorus]
Middle age waistline
I got a Spandex waistband
Middle age waistline, oh yeah
Not a crumb gets wasted
My belt's busted!