Well Hello, Mickey17 here
I'm uh, seventeen years old
Uh, tall, blonde hair, blue eyes
People tell me I look like one of the Backstreet Boys
..Which one? Uh, Huey? or maybe Dewey
I'd like to meet you too. What are you doing in.. 8 to 10 years?

It was dark in my room like an ancient tomb
Except the monitor, burning bright
I was trying to meet girls on the internet
But I hadn't had a dog-gone bite

I was looking for love at 56k
Typing smut from town to town
I said I'm a twenty two year old college co-ed
And I'm about to pull my panties down

Because we're in a little chat room
Typing through the night
My left hands on my mouse and
I'm tickling the keys with my right
Come on an join our chat room
Who are ya wanna meet today?
People scroll around this chat room
Anything's okay
Chat Room x2
We'll what a coincidence, I am a lesbian too!

By the time the sun was coming up
I had met girls from all 50 states
Typing forty words per minute with just one hand
So the other could.. collate

Had them keys humming like a white house intern
Toying with a chick in Bel-Air
But the truth made me sick
Because she sent me a pic
And it had a lot of mustache hair

Because we're in a great big chat room
Typing through the night

Uh..

Got me a chat room pen pal
Hope she's a beautiful sight

Uh oh..

Come on and join our chat room
Who are ya gonna meet today
Try your luck in the chat room
Across the cyber space
Chat Room
I received your JPEG
Please, Re-Send
The photo appears to have smudged
It looks like you have a mustache. ha ha ha. lol

Perhaps we could meet in a more private room?
... Back doo-? Chip?! Is that you?
You get your ass to bed before I come up there and disconnect your modem!