Bob Rivers
Baby Madonna
[Intro]
She's no lady, Madonna, she wears that bullet bra
Wonder how she'll manage to be a ma
Who was the daddy? Who's the lucky gent?
We know that there's been many who came and went

[Verse]
Friday night she hangs around with fruitcakes
No one would mistake her for a nun
Now she's buying studded leather booties
She's got a bun in the oven

[Chorus]
Baby Madonna sucking on a breast
Wonder if the NBA will share the rest?

[Bridge]
She's got a bun in the oven

[Outro]
Baby Madonna waiting in the womb
She wants to dance like mommy but there ain't no room