[Verse]
In his eyes I'm full grown
Twenty-nine and still at home
Raid the fridge, feed my face
I'm the son that's a disgrace
Live here free, don't pay rent
Brought the car back with a dent
I'm asleep counting sheep
Thought I heard him scream again

[Chorus]
Asshole son, you're a bum
You trashed the car again
Asshole son, what a bum
What a bum

Asshole son, mow the lawn
And put your clothes away
Asshole son
What a bum

What a bum
(Asshole son, Asshole son)
What a bum
(Asshole son, Asshole son)
What a bum
(Asshole son, Asshole son)
What a bum
(Asshole son, Asshole son)