Do you have love
Enough for the whole word
You go out, you hide out
But we all want to know you
Every once in a while
You sign a photograph

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And if I met you on the street
Would you be really nice to me
Or would you ignore me
And make me feel stupid

I feel like you know you like a friend
Seen every movie you've been in
If you ignore me I'll hate you 'cause I am
Your biggest fan

I love your garbage
To touch it, is too touch you
Every once in a while
I sell a piece for cash

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And if you saw me on the street
Would you be really nice to me
Or would you start screaming
And have me arrested
You know what I love you like a friend
Love every song you ever sang
And if you start screaming I'll hate you
'cause I am your biggest fan

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And if I called you on the phone
Would you say "Hey, how are you doin'"
Or would you hang up in my face like an asshole
You know I'd do anything for you
No one knows you like I do
If you ignore me you'll lose me
And I am your biggest fan
I'm your biggest fan