If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy
Bomb Iraq

If the corporate scandals growin, bomb Iraq
And the ties to them are showin, bomb Iraq
If the smoking gun ain't smokin
We don't care, and were not jokin
That Saddam will soon be croakin
Bomb Iraq

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq
So to hell with the inspections
Let's look tough for the elections
Close your mind and take directions
Bomb Iraq

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq
If the ozone hole is growing
Some things we prefer not knowing
(Though our ignorance in showing)
Bomb Iraq
So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq
Saying no would look like treason
It's the Hussein hunting season
Even if we have no reason
Bomb Iraq