Tell me, Milkcow, what on earth is wrong with you?
Tell me, Milkcow, what on earth is wrong with you?
You have a little new calf, hoo, hoo
And your milk is turnin' blue

Your calf is hungry, and I believe he needs a suck (Now you know your calf is hungry)
Your calf is hungry, and I believe he needs a suck
But your milk is turnin' blue, hoo, hoo
I believe he's outta luck

Now I feel like milkin' and my cow won't come
I feel like churnin' it and my milk won't turn
I'm cryin' please, please, don't do me wrong
If you can old Milkcow, baby now, hoo hoo, drive home

My Milkcow been ramblin', hoo, hoo, for miles around
My Milkcow been ramblin', hoo, hoo, for miles around
Well, she's now been troublin' some other man bull cow
Hoo, hoo, in this strange man's town