[Verse]
Tell me, milk cow, what on Earth is wrong with you?
Oh, milk cow, what on Earth is wrong with you?
Now you've left your calf and your milk is turning blue

Lord, your calf is hungry and I believe he needs a suck
Lord, your calf is hungry, I believe he needs a suck
Well, your milk is turning blue, I believe he's out of luck

Now, I feel like milking and my cow won't come
I feel like churning and my milk won't turn
I'm crying please, please, don't do me wrong
If you see my milk cow, baby now please drive her home

Lord, my milk cow been rambling for miles around
Lord, my milk cow been rambling for miles around
Well, how can you suck on some other man's bull cow in this strange man's town?