Ray Wylie Hubbard
Bad on Fords and Chevrolets
[Verse]
Hey pretty thing, let me tell you I was raised on the Rolling Stones
Cut my teeth on the Allman Brothers and Billy Gibbons tone
I learned the blues in Memphis and how to fight in Texas bars
Did some time in Oklahoma for hot wiring cars

[Chorus]
I’m an Okie on the road from Tishomingo in an ass-hauling 402
I’m bad on Fords and Chevrolets, but I'll be good to you

[Verse]
Hey pretty thing maybe you heard I rolled a Mustang 429
Runnin' from the law outside Hays, Kansas, that car wasn’t mine
Now you got juice and you got junk to get any man you want
I’m pretty fast, you’re a lot faster, and I bet you ain’t a debutant

[Chorus]
I’m an Okie on the road from Tishomingo in an ass-hauling 402
I’m bad on Fords and Chevrolets, but I'll be good to you

[Verse]
Hey pretty thing, lemme show you my L.A. ink tattoo
If you come with me to city of angels I’ll buy one for you
It’s a one day drive from Abilene to the California state line
We’ll stop at the Sands in Vegas and bet it all on black 29
[Chorus]
I’m an Okie on the road from Tishomingo in an ass-hauling 402
I’m bad on Fords and Chevrolets, but I'll be good to you
I’m bad on Fords and Chevrolets, but I'll be good to you
I’m bad on Fords and Chevrolets, but I'll be good to you