Woke up with a morning woody
Could not keep my hands off my goodies
Alone in bed another day
I guess that's the price you pay

Cause late is when the bars get hopping
By then I'm tired out and dropping
Want a guy on the horizon
When the sun comes up, that's when I'm rising

Horny, horny in the morning
I'm crashed out in the evening fading
Wake up in the morning raging
Horny, horny in the morning
Horny in the morning
I'm horny in the morning, and my nerves are nearly gone

Woke up with a morning woody
But no one's here to share the goodies
Morning dick is so enticing
I'll eat the pastry but not the icing

Want go to work refreshed
Instead I'm stifled and repressed
Want someone to do me right
To do me in the morning light
Horny, horny in the morning
I'm crashed out in the evening fading
Wake up in the morning raging
Horny, horny in the morning
My libido's like King Kong
But I've been solo for so long
I'm horny in the morning, and my nerves are nearly gone
I'm horny in the morning, and my nerves are nearly gone
I'm horny in the morning, and my nerves are nearly gone