[Intro]
I got a brand new dance
I want you all to learn
1, 2, 3, 4!

[Verse 1]
Alpine skiing
It's something I'm into
But you might not do it
The way I do
It takes three people
To do it right
You need a guy on your left
And a guy on your right
Whoo!

[Pre-Chorus]
Get a rhythm goin'
Get a rhythm goin', yeah

[Chorus]
I'm alpine skiing
And it ain't snowin'
It ain't snowin', yeah
Yeah
[Verse 2]
You don't need no winter
You don't need no cold
Just get your hands
Around two poles
Move 'em up and down
In a steady motion
Gets you higher
Than any drink or drug or potion
Whoo!

[Pre-Chorus]
Get a rhythm goin'
Get a rhythm goin', yeah

[Chorus]
I'm alpine skiing
And it ain't snowin'
It ain't snowin', yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Whoo!

[Bridge]
If you think about what I say
You'll ski alpine some day
Climb every mountain
Ford every stream
Make both your partners scream
[Outro]
Get a rhythm goin'
Get a rhythm goin', yeah
I'm alpine skiing
And it ain't snowin'
It ain't snowin'
It ain't snowin'
It ain't snowin'
It ain't snowin'
It ain't snowin'
It ain't, it ain't, it ain't snowin'
It ain't snowin'
It ain't snowin', yeah
Yeah...whoo!