[Verse 1]
There's a few straight guys I know
They wanna know who plays the woman's role
I shake my head and say it's not like that
Some guys have the imagination of a doormat
Our roles are not cast in stone
We trade off getting boned

[Chorus]
'Cause we're versatile
We're versatile
We're versatile

[Verse 2]
There's a few straight guys I've known
There's a few straight guys I've blown
They like women and make sure you don't forget it
But they've got a burning desire to get it
They wanna know how taking it feels
Like Pete Townshend when he revealed

[Chorus]
He's versatile
He's versatile
He's versatile
[Verse 3]
There's a few straight guys I know
Tired of the traditional roles
There's nothing like a good vibrator
To jump-start a bored masturbator
Maybe a dildo would enrich their lives
They could explain to their girlfriends and wives

[Chorus]
They're versatile
They're versatile
They're versatile
They're versatile
They're versatile
They're versatile