I've got nothing against a man
Whose dick is hard and straight
I'll take it in my hand
It sure feels great
But there's one thing
That turns me on for sure
And that is a man
Whose dick has got curvature

Curvature, curvature
Something that can peek out at me around the furniture
Curvature, curvature
Something that really gets me off is curvature

When I get home with a guy
And it's getting late
I can't wait to gauge the angle of his tube-steak
When I get around
To opening his package
The guy who's bent like the St. Louis arch
Is gonna have an advantage

Curvature, curvature
Something that can peek out at me around the furniture
Curvature, curvature
Something that really gets me off is curvature