(Intro)
I heard what you said, I'm not stupid, you know
What do you take me for? Hetero?
The next time you say it, make sure I can't hear
'Cause you're pissing me off, is that clear?

(Chorus)
What'd he say? He said "that's so gay"
What'd he say? He said "that's so gay"
And if you say it again, there'll be hell to pay
I'll show you what it's like to be gay

[Short Instrumental]

I heard what you said, just a figure of speech?
If you meant nothing by it, Practice what you preach
The next time you say it, you better think twice
Some pissed off faggot may not take it too nice

(Chorus)
What'd he say? He said "that's so gay"
What'd he say? He said "that's so gay"
And if you say it again, there'll be hell to pay
I'll show you what it's like to be gay

(Instrumental)
I heard what you said, I'm not stupid, you know
What do you take me for? ...Breeder.
The next time you say it, make sure I can't hear
'Cause you're pissing me off, and you're not even queer!

(Chorus)
What'd he say? He said "that's so gay"
What'd he say? He said "that's so gay"
And if you say it again, there'll be hell to pay
I'll show you what it's like to be gay

What'd he say? "That's so gay"
Um, guess what? That's not okay!
And if you say it again, there'll be hell to pay
I can make you feel what it's like to be gay