We're grown up now, over the trauma
Of young lust and teenage drama
On the Kinsey scale you're in the middle
It took me years to work out your riddle
We might not meet for a year or two
Living far apart but our feelings stay true…

Won't mind my boyfriend
Won't mind your wife
We'll stay close friends
For the rest of our lives
Won't be a secret
Or undercover
Lovers for life
We're life lovers

No box to check on the census form
Unless they've got one that says "don't conform"
Won't live a lie, won't need permission
We'll invent a brand new tradition
No estate to settle, no divorce battles
No trial separations, just an understanding