[Verse 1]
I met him at a party
We bonded right away
It was obvious
The attraction was 2-way

He said he lived on a boat, but there was a fire
So he’s surfing sofas for a little while
I gave him my number but he lost his phone
His message was clear as a dial tone

[Chorus]
He’s trouble (T-R-O-U-B-L-E)
He’s trouble (T-R-O-U-B-L-E)
Trouble with a capital T,T-R-O-U-B-L-E

[Verse 2]
He wants to model again
When he loses 10 pounds
But the 40s he drinks in the park
Are weighing him down

He’s always wearing the same old hat
His hair is receding, he’s touchy bout that
He’s always broke but always has a drink
Add it up it’s hard not to think…
[Chorus]
He’s trouble (T-R-O-U-B-L-E)
He’s trouble (T-R-O-U-B-L-E)
Trouble with a capital T,T-R-O-U-B-L-E

[Bridge]
It’s one disappointment after another
It’s always some excuse about something or other
Gave him the benefit of the doubt
But soon your patience just runs out

[Chorus]
He’s trouble (T-R-O-U-B-L-E)
He’s trouble (T-R-O-U-B-L-E)
Trouble with a capital T,T-R-O-U-B-L-E

[Outro]
He’s trouble, he’s trouble, he’s trouble…