[Chorus]
Too many hoops to jump through
For me to try to get to you
Too many hoops to jump through
For me to try to get to you

[Verse 1]
Mama said play hard to get
Mama might have had something there
I make the effort, I make the time
But I doubt you'll ever be mine

[Pre-Chorus]
You put up so many barriers
I get more calls from long-distance carriers

[Chorus]
Too many hoops to jump through
For me to try to get to you
Too many hoops to jump through
For me to try to get to you

[Verse 2]
You wanted me to meet your friends
Now I've met every one of them
It isn't them I'm trying to date
How long you gonna make me wait
[Pre-Chorus]
You offer kneepads, but I'm not gonna crawl
It's like playing tennis with a basketball

[Chorus]
Too many hoops to jump through
For me to try to get to you
Too many hoops to jump through
For me to try to get to you

[Verse 3]
For your love, I've made my play
But I won't bid like I'm on eBay
Now I see what's going on
I'm fine wine and you're Boone's Farm

[Pre-Chorus]
You're really good at stringing me along
I guess I'll never see you in a thong

[Chorus]
Too many hoops to jump through
For me to try to get to you
Too many hoops to jump through
For me to try to get to you