I got a brand new dance…I want you all to learn!
Alpine skiing
Is something I’m into
But you might not do it
The way I do
It takes 3 people
To do it right
You need a guy on your left
And a guy on your right

Get a rhythm going
Get a rhythm going
I’m Alpine Skiing
And it ain’t snowing
It ain’t snowing, yeah!

You don’t need winter
You don’t need cold
Just get your hands
Around two poles
Move ’em up and down
In a steady motion
Gets you higher than any
Drink or drug or potion

Get a rhythm going
Get a rhythm going
I’m Alpine Skiing
And it ain’t snowing
It ain’t snowing, yeah!
If you think about
What I say
You’ll ski alpine someday
Climb every mountain
Ford every stream
Make both your partners scream

Get a rhythm going
Get a rhythm going
I’m Alpine Skiing
And it ain’t snowing
It ain’t snowing, yeah!