I can't believe you, or I can't believe my ears
Did I just hear you ask, "What's up with all these queers?"
You should watch your mouth
This is not the south and
You never know who'll overhear

Some of my best friends are those guys who make you sick
Some of my best friends like to suck a little dick
"So what if they do" is not your point of view
So, one of my best friends won't be you

I may not be gay but I know this much is true
I'd rather fuck an asshole than be one just like you
This is not a threat
Or at least not yet
You'd better watch your ass around straight people too

Some of my best friends are those guys who make you sick
Some of my best friends like to suck a little dick
"So what if they do" is not your point of view
So, one of my best friends won't be you

[Guitar Break]

Some of my best friends
Some of my best best friends
Some of my best friends
Some of my best best friends
Some of my best friends
Some of my best best friends
Some of my best friends
Some of my best best friends