So Finn and Jake
Set out to find a new home
It's gonna be tough
For a kid and a dog on their own

Here's a little house
Oh, Finn's sticking his foot in
Well that's a bad idea dude cus now that bird thinks you're a jerk Finn
And now they're chillin' on the side of a hill
And thinkin' livin' in a cloud would be totally thrillin'
Unless they find something inside
Like a mean cloud man and his beautiful cloud bride
A bee hive, oh no!
Don't put your foot in there, guy!
Y'all tried that before and you know it didn't turn out right
Big shell, go inside
Look around, it seems alright
Frog jumps out!
Oh, it's a tiger!
Throwin' down potions for food and fire

You know you should've stayed
And fought that sexy vampire lady
But Jake was feeling terrified
He was super scared of her vampire bite
Which is understandable
'Cause vampires are really powerful
They're unreasonable and burnt out on dealing with mortals
Oh Marceline
Why are you so mean?
I'm not mean, I'm a thousand years old
And I just lost track of my moral code

Oh Marceline
Can't you see these guys are in pain?
No I can't
I'm invested in this very cute video game

So there go our boys
Walkin' on the icy ground
Headin' towards their destiny
I'm sure they'll figure something out