333 - Get down on your knees
I'm a punk rock priest who will do as I please
Started huffin' and puffin' in 1981
Just cause I was bored 'cuz your mom was no fun
Standin' on a chair in my underwear
Singing silly songs with my horns in the air
To book a Green Jellö orgasm with me
Call 1-900-4-P-U-P-P-E-T!

333 - It's the only way for me
Middle finger in the air if you know what I mean
333 - Sing along with me
333 - It's the only way for me

333 - Get down on your knees
We are Green Jellö, a musical disease
40 years and countin', think we're doin' alright
Come join us now or get on with your bring life
Take eighty steps forward I'll take you by the hand
333 in Green Jellö land
To book a Green Jellö orgasm with me
Call 1-900-4-P-U-P-P-E-T!

333 - It's the only way for me
Middle finger in the air if you know what I mean
333 - Sing along with me
333 - It's the only way for me
"Alright, break it down, all of it
That's it..."
"Holy crap this is stupid, who wrote this garbage?"
"Garbage Band Kids! That's what you're listening to!
Created by over 90 Green Jello fans"
"Oh ok...anyone got any doobie?"
"Why do my underwear smell like salt and vinegar potato chips?"
"Oh, gross..."
"Aliens...."
"Aliens for sure!"

333, 333, 333
333 - It's the only way for me
Middle finger in the air if you know what I mean
333 - Sing along with me
333 - It's the only way for me
333 - It's the only way for me
Middle finger in the air if you know what I mean
333 - Sing along with me
333 - It's the only way for me