Monday morning was a V.I.P
Tuesday night they didn't wanna know me
Wednesday night drank sour grapes
Must'a smoked near on fifty straights a-huh-huh

Friday wondered where Thursday went
Saturday failed to pay my rent
Sunday found me in the church to say
If you got a little heaven won't you send it my way

Remember me, I'm Petesey
Feeling like sixty, more like thirty-five
Remember me, I'm Petesey
Feeling like sixty, more like thirty-five
Remember me

Took a trip way across the sea
Right through Holland and Germany
Played the tourist at Frankfurt Zoo
The monkeys said "Who the hell are you?"
(Who the hell are you)

Remember me, I'm Petesey
Feeling like sixty, more like thirty-five
Remember me, I'm Petesey
Feeling like sixty, more like thirty-five
Remember me
I was sailing along yes I was singing my song
Yes I was singing my song to you
He was sailing along yes he was singing his song
Yes he was singing his song to you
Remember me

Well I wouldn't say that I was overproud
But it seems to me I've gotta shout out loud
No-one ever seems to recognise me
I think I'll become one of the other three
(Oh no you won't)

Remember me, I'm Petesey
Feeling like sixty, more like thirty-five
Remember me, I'm Petesey
Feeling like sixty, more like thirty-five
Remember me