[Verse]
Catastrophe waits for me
In the form of a girl
With long hair and narrow hips
And eyes as bright as pearls

[Refrain]
I know I'm a goner
I know I'm as good as walking dead
I know I'm a goner
I should have known as soon as she said
Oh, I like your music and the way it fucks with my head

[Verse]
Why, oh why, do I play with fire
When I know that I'll get burned
All the scars that I've acquired
You'd think that I'd have learned

[Refrain]
I know I'm a goner
I know I'm as good as burning ash
I know I'm a goner
I should have known as soon as she asked
Why do all your songs sound happy but seem so sad?
[Bridge]
Would you like to go home with me? (Go)
Would you like to go home with me? (Go)
Would you like to go home with me? (Go)
Would you like to go home?
I'm so alone

[Verse]
Catastrophe sleeps beside me
In the form of a girl
Her naked flesh pressed against me
Outside the sleeping world

[Refrain]
I know I'm a goner
I know I'm as good as dead again
I know I'm a goner
I should have known it happened the moment when
She came to me and said, "Hello, I am a fan"

[Outro]
Oh oh oh oh oh oh