Renard
Art of the Dress
[Verse 1]
Thread by thread
St**ching it together
Twilight's dress
Cutting out a pattern snip by snip
Making sure the fabric folds nicely
It's the perfect color and so hip
Gotta keep in mind my pacing
Making sure the cloth's correctly facing
I'm st**ching Twilight's dress

[Verse 2]
Yard by yard, fussing on the details
Trim neckline
Don't you know a st**ch in time saves nine?
Make her something perfect to inspire
Even though she hates formal attire
Gotta mind those intimate details
Even though she's more concerned with sales
It's Applejack's new dress

[Verse 3]
Dressmaking's easy
For Pinkie Pie something pink
Fluttershy, something breezy
Blend color and form
Do you think it looks cheesy?
I don't know, maybe it needs more precious stones

[Verse 4]
Something brash
Perhaps quite fetching
Hook and eye
Couldn't you just simply die?
Making sure it fits forelock and crest
Don't forget some magic in the dress
Even though it rides high on the flank, Rainbow won't look like a pony tank
I'm st**ching Rainbow's dress