Have I not been far enough?
How many times do I have to die?
Hey, how many sets has it been?
Not another one, oh, no

Would you believe that it happens more often than not?
Here's to all the people that I'm not with tonight... wherever they are

Well, I rode in late last night
Would you believe I was like to die?
There was my lady lyin' with a man
Not another one, oh, no!

Would you believe that it happens more often than not?
Here's to all the ladies that fell for me tonight
Whoever they were

So, pass that bottle, ah, give it here
There's so many reasons to drink it dry
Ease my pain, Lord, it's like to kill me
Here, have another, here it goes

Then you'll believe that it happens more often than not
Here's to all the bottles that I've drunk in my time
Whatever they were
Have I not been far enough?
How many times do I have to die?