The Noble Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
He marched them up
To the top of the hill
And he marched them down again

Oh, when you're up, you're up
And when you're down, you're down
And when you're only half-way up
You're neither up nor down

The Noble Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
He marched them up
To the top of the hill
And he marched them down again

Oh, when you're up, you're up
And when you're down, you're down
And when you're only half-way up
You're neither up nor down