Au Pair Girls

Little Red Riding Hood was suddenly trembling

"What big teeth you have"

"All the better to eat you with"

And with that, he jumped out of the bed



"How's everything, why don't you come on in?"

"Oui", "Oh, well what's your specialty?"

"[Foreign content]", "Oh, beautiful"



And it was then that she began

Singing the song



Quite exceptional

He's still going very strong

Oui



It's true that he may have been

A somewhat less than desirable character

But then, aren't we all?