Little Red Riding Hood was suddenly trembling
"What big teeth you have"
"All the better to eat you with"
And with that, he jumped out of the bed

"How's everything, why don't you come on in?"
"Oui", "Oh, well what's your specialty?"
"[Foreign content]", "Oh, beautiful"

And it was then that she began
Singing the song

Quite exceptional
He's still going very strong
Oui

It's true that he may have been
A somewhat less than desirable character
But then, aren't we all?