Got the summons served on a Sunday, see what I done
Couldn't see much sense in the charges, but they sure sounded like fun
So I went downtown to a Bow Street, to see the company man
'Hey boy your in a heap of trouble, but I'll do everything that I can'

But the judge is a grudge man, and that's a fact (man that's a fact)
And the judge is a grudge man, and that's a fact
You shouldn't let yourself never get caught in the act

Sorry for the damage I've done, try to pay it back
The only crime I ever committed was being caught in the act
So the next time that you feel good don't forget the fact
There's a man in blue and he wants you to be, be caught in the act

And the judge is a grudge man, and that's a fact (man that's a fact)
And the judge is a grudge man, and that's a fact
Hope that you never get caught in the act

And the judge is a grudge man, and that's a fact (man that's a fact)
And the judge is a grudge man, and that's a fact
Hope that you never get caught in the act
Hope that you never get caught in the act