[Intro]
A-one, two
One, two, three, four

[Verse 1]
What good is sitting alone in your room?
Come hear the music play
Life is a cabaret, old chum
Come to the cabaret

[Verse 2]
Put down the knitting, the book and the broom
It's time for a holiday
Oh, life is a cabaret, old chum
Come to the cabaret

[Bridge]
Come taste the wine
Come hear the band
Come blow that horn, start celebrating
Right this way, your table's waiting

[Verse 3]
No use permitting some prophet of doom
To wipe every smile away
Life is a cabaret, old chum
Come to thе cabaret!
[Interlude]
I used to have this girlfriеnd known as Elsie
With whom I shared four sordid rooms in Chelsea
She wasn't what you'd call a blushing flower
As a matter of fact, she rented by the hour
The day she died the neighbors came to snicker
"Well, that's what comes from too much pills and liquor"
But when I saw her laid out like a queen
She was the happiest corpse I'd ever seen
I think of Elsie to this very day
I remember how she'd turn to me and say:

[Verse 1]
"Hallo, what good is sitting all alone in your bloody room?
Come hear the music play
Oh, life is a cabaret, old chum
Come to the cabaret"

[Bridge]
And as for me, ha!
And as for me
I made my mind up back in Chelsea
When I go
I'm not going like Elsie

[Verse 4]
Start by admitting from cradle to tomb
It isn't that long a stay
Life is a cabaret, old chum
It's only a cabaret, old chum
And I love a cabaret!
[Outro]
Thank you
Oh
Darling, thank you
Ah
Look at this
Thank you
Ah
I love you
We love you too