[Verse 1]
I'll make this painless
Try to be sweet
I could break your heart any day of the week
Squeeze life out of you
Wrap you in sheets
I could break your heart any day of the week
I could break your heart any day of the week

[Chorus]
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
I make you nervous
Thursday, Friday, Saturday
Do not disturb you
Sunday rolls around, but that's another story
It gets a little boring
I hold on to you
You hold on me
I could break your heart any day of the week

[Verse 2]
Let the walls talk
Let the floorboards creak
I could break your heart any day of the week
Those calendar girls, they got nothing on me
I could break your heart any day of the week
I could break your heart any day of the week
[Chorus]
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
I make you nervous
Thursday, Friday, Saturday
Do not disturb you
Sunday rolls around, but that's another story
It gets a little boring
Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
I make you nervous
Thursday, Friday, Saturday
Do not disturb you
Sunday rolls around- but that's another story
It gets a little boring

[Outro]
I could turn you on
I could turn the other cheek
And it would break your heart
Any day of the week
And it would break your heart
Any day of the week
I could break your heart any day of the week
I could break your heart any day of the week
I could break your heart any day of the week