I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote, "I love you"
I wrote, "You too"
I sit there staring, and there's nothing I can do
Oh, it's in color
Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel and soft as clouds
Got me turning up, I'm turning down
I'm turning in, I'm turning out

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
[x4]

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of 'em all around my cell
I want a doctor to take a picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up, I'm turning down
I'm turning in, I'm turning out

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
[x4]
No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no sun
No wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a panty-sniffer
Everyone

That's why I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
(Think so, think so, think so, think so)

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
(Think so, think so, think so, think so)
[x3]

I'm turning Japanese
(Turning Japanese)
I said I'm turning Japanese
(Think so, think so, think so, think so)
(Turning Japanese)
[x4]