(Carbona Not Glue, one, two, three, four!)

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

Wondering what I'm doing tonight
I've been in the closet, and I feel all right
Ran outta Carbona, Mom threw out the glue
Ran outta the Raid and the roach spray, too

It's TV's fault I am this way
Mom and Pop wanna put me away
From the early morning movie to the late late show
After it's over, there's nowhere to go

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

And I'm not sorry for the things I do
My brain is stuck from shooting glue
And I'm not sorry for the things I do
Wha-hoo
Carbona not glue
Carbona not glue
Carbona not glue
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

Carbona not glue (Hey!)
Carbona not glue (Hey!)
Carbona not glue (Hey!)
Carbona not glue (Hey!)
Carbona, hey!