Been pushin' that diesel since early dawn
Ain't had no sleep don't know how long
Whole lotta trouble makin' them curves
Now I need a little something to settle my nerves

Hey little waitress make my coffee strong
Pack of king size filters and a country song
Little box of whiteys to help pick me up
Caffein nicotine benzedrine and wish me luck

Rollin' down the highway with heavy eyes
I saw a lit up billboard that had you advertised
Everything for the trucker lotsa parking space
And the sign out front says the Shell is the place

Hey little waitress make a coffee strong...

Well I got hung over left Chicago late
And the big bossman don't like to wait
Memphis in the morning got to burn the wind
And I ain't a gonna make it in the shape I'm in

Hey little waitress make my coffee strong...
Caffein nicotine benzedrine wish me luck