Peace to hoes..

Listen up Yall this gonna be some funky ass shit

I met jesus back in 6 B.C and I still remember the first thing he said to me

He asked where can i get a blowjob from so i directed him left and told him straight on around the corner was exclusive and their dirty girls who like to work it

Jesus was sat there on his cross watching these girls and it was pissing him right off so he rang kim young up and booked in for some doggy and she even squirted on his tele

He said Kim Young is the best untill she whipped them tits out and seen the hairs on the chest, Jesus jumped up grabbed the shavers and made her look like phil mitchell out of eastenders