I got an angel of a woman with big brown eyes
Friends in the country in old neck ties
Big cheeseburgers and good french fries
Could go fishing but the fish draw flies
Could go swimming if it ain't too deep
Rather just sit here and rest my feet
And no, I ain't lazy 'cause I don't like sleep
Might just be lazy to you

I want to live in the city, have a telephone
Live in the country, throw my dog a bone
Ride on a spaceship, wanna get lost
Mama still tell me about the Pentecost
Ride a bicycle but my ass gets sore
Sell the holy bible from door to door
Used to be stupid but ain't no more
Might just be stupid to you

Well I like to drink beer, hang out in the bars
I don't like buses and I don't like cars
I don't like presidents, don't like stars
Never had stitches but I do got scars
Love to go to parties and I love my friends
Got no books, just got bookends
Think I'm crazy, but that depends
Don't seem that crazy to me
Well the story's old, it's been said before
That's all there is to it and here's some more
Friend coming over from the liquor store
Jole he dance till his feet get sore
I love my woman and my woman loves me
Don't go skiing cause I can't ski
That kinda thing never did bother me
So it shouldn't be bothering you

I got an angel of a woman with big brown eyes
Friends in the country, old neckties
Big cheeseburgers and good french fries
Could go fishing but the fish draw flies
Could go swimming if it ain't too deep
I'd rather just sit here and cool my feet
And no, I ain't lazy 'cause I don't like to sleep
Might just be lazy to you
Might just be stupid to you
Don't seem that crazy to me
But it shouldn't be bothering you