Cosmic doo doo, Cosmic giggle
Cosmic cutie sure can wiggle
Sit they asses on your face
Listen to the tubes

Cosmic karma, cosmic city
Cosmic girls got great big titties
Got some qualudes in their purse
They won’t give me none

I say musak, you say disco
Baltimore, San Fransisco
Dance the same on every song
Can’t go on this way

Brucie Springsteen, Brucie, Brucie
Seems to know that I Love Lucy
Cosmic Doo Doo in my pot
Can’t go on this way
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Cosmic doo doo, Cosmic Giggle
Cosmic cutie sure can wiggle
Sit they asses on your face
Listen to the tubes