[Verse]
Yo! See me, I'm just your regular guy (Yeah)
In high school, I would never skip class to get high
And girls never wanna fuck with that regular guy
They want the jocks or the bad guys that drink and get high
And so I never knew how the fuck that I would get fly (Hm)
Make a couple raps and go talk about my dick size? (Oh!)
The ladies can't get enough they wanna suck my dick dry (Oh yeah)
But most are fake and phoney, so I tell 'em I don't have time (Sorry)
'Cause time equals money, and fake hoes are worthless (Yup)
While most of y'all are partyin', me I'm probably workin' (Workin')
Instagramming pics of me and your girl flirting (Haha)
Now I know the answer if the fucking drapes match the curtains
I'm just playing see your girl is just a grenade
Me, I'm better than these wack rappers on my worst day (Yup)
Oh, you dont like my word play? Fuck you with a cactus (Fuck you)
Now what is your reaction? You all are thinking backwards (Yo)
See, I have a question, where the fuck these haters go? (Who are ya?)
Remember when I first started they were hatin' on my flow
Like, "Mark you fucking suck man, I'm better than you
And when I go to bed at night, I jack off for a few
Then bust all over my bed and roll around in my goo
And have my mum clean it up because I don't know how to
And then I finger my but until I have to go poo
Ah fuck, man, the truth is I listen to you!"
We, I guess that's cool, you must've had a change of heart
But next time leave out the things you like to do after dark
I use a watered down generic line to fill the next bar
Like, "Look at me, man, I'm the shit and you just a fart"
Sometimes when I get mad, I turn on Super Smash Bros.​
And play against peach, so I know what its like to smack hoes
Girls on Facebook think they're hot, but they mad gross (Sorry)
Tell me again how much you love your boyfriend, now you guys broke
Uh, now you fucking hate his guts (Fuck him)
So you fucked the whole town but you swear youre not a slut
Because not all the dudes counted they just put it in your butt (Yeah)
And her motto is "yolo" so she doesn't give a fuck, right? (No)
Motherfuckers, I'm the dark night
So if you guys are two faced, I'll smack you with a fast right
And tie a rope around your legs and hang you from the top flight (Hi)
And have you eat your grandma out, I hope you brought your appetite, ugh
Nasty ass fuck when I'm rapping
Put a fire cracker in your ass backwards and see what happens
I'm a verbal assassin, test me, I'll send you packing
I'm white and from the burbs, so I must be fucking wack then (Hello, yah)
This girl from high school was like, "Hey Mark, what's up? (Hey)
We all heard your Witty shit, and we all think that you suck (Yeah, you suck)
Remember Joe from science class? His raps are real tough
I dont mean to burst your bubble dude, but give this rap shit up!" (Yah)
See, I dont give a fuck, if y'all don't like my shit
If you like it then you like it if you don't, then suck my dick! (Suck it)
Because the meaty motherfuckers are a bunch of dumb pricks (Yup)
Who live of daddy's money and spend it on dumb ass shit, yo (Daddy)
Funny how these dumb fools from high schools to feel cool
You may think you're the shit running round like, "O'Doyle rules"
When really in the real world you look like a royal douche
And fall from your reign and crash land like O'Doyle's do
Drivin' around in a parking lot
With a blindfold on with a bluetooth
If I'm not me then who's who?
Just overdose on fruitloops (Hm)
Sugar high now I'm fucked up
What you say you dumb slut?
Your boyfriend is a what?
And you wanna suck on who's nuts?
Logged on to twitter and then up popped some dumb bitch
This girl was like, "Blah blah blah," thought about some dumb shit (Yeah)
You think I give a fuck bitch? What you say don't really mean shit
So I tweet back, "#BitchSuckMyDick" (Suck my dick)
I use bitch and shit a lot in those lines
I ain't mad, I just use curse words that'll rhyme
And spend my time writing raps and perfectin' my craft
But all these dudes on the internet still think that I'm wack
Well, if you can't join 'em then, then you beat 'em
If you can't bang 'em, then you leave 'em
I don't care I talk shit for no reason
Hearts so cold yeah my fucking coats freezing
Get used to my face, motherfuckers, I'm not leaving