I’m sitting in my chair
Feeling very Pestalozzi
Feeling very A.S. Neill
I won't slave to the recipe
Or the picture on the box
I am not a great authority

I’m sitting in my chair
Feeling very Pestalozzi
Feeling very A.S. Neill
Just give me the missing ingredients
An Easy Nebulizer
A Super Ninja fruit fly trap
A pack of bamboo skewers
Anything that isn’t crap

A sack of dead sea salt
A pair of quail egg scissors
And a cellar full of noise

I’ll wash them all together
I just want it
Want it all