Little Miss Muffet is eating her dinner
She's smacking her lips and licking her fingers
Completely unawares that something hideous lingers
Mind the Spider!
Mind the Spider!

Little Miss Muffet's been hocking her china
And working late shifts in a Hollywood diner
Completely unaware of the creature behind her
Mind the Spider!
Mind the Spider!

Little Miss Muffet is back in her parlour
Preparing herself for the evening gala
She was startled by the sound of some hideous laughter
Mind the Spider!
Mind the Spider!