Hey pilgrim, climb aboard the gospel train-
Free trip to heaven - no time to explain
All aboard the gospel train!
All non-believers can go straight to hell
Rival religions I condemn as well
Non- believers go to hell
They can take the rest as well
I was a rock 'n' roller long ago
The hours were too long and the pay was low
Rock 'n' roller long ago
I sinned in every way that's known to man
I sure raised hell, but it was in God's plan
Every sin that's known to man
Must have been in God's plan
(All aboard the gospel train, its leaving soon)
Now I'm a christian with a tale to tell
I'd give it freely but I'm forced to sell
Yes, I have a tale to tell
I am a businessman in Jesus' name-
"Give unto Caesar", and give me the same!
Businessman in Jesus' name
All aboard the gospel train!