Get a load of him, what a Nature Boy
Always shaking hands with the unemployed
He looks like he could shit an asteroid
Jumped up, pumped up, popping hormone pills
Biceps, triceps, got the healthy look that kills
Ah, too bad

Who's that girl? She's a living Barbie doll
In her plastic world, Barbie takes control
Facelift, electrolysis, no hair out of place
Brain-twist, barbiturates, got an evil beauty case
Ah, too bad
Ah, so sad, ow!

Well, ain't you the glamourpuss?
Look so good it's dangerous
Ain't you the glamourpuss?
You're less than glamorous to me

So long, glamourpuss, we might meet again
Well if I was you, I wouldn't hold my breath 'til then
Though I wish you would-'til the year, say 2010
That's too soon

Beefcake, cheesecake, makes me lick my lips
Junk food, pulchritude, goes straight to my hips
Skin-deep, thrill-seek, amounts to less-than-zip
Ah, I'm glad
Ow, ow, ow, ow, glamourpuss
I said, ow, glamourpuss
Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh
Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh
Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh
Ow-ow-ow!