[Verse 1]
Wondering what I'm doing now
I've been in the closet and feel all right
Ran out of Carbona, Mom threw out the glue
Ran out of paint and roach spray too

[Verse 2]
It's TV's fault why am I this way
Mom and pop want to put me away
From the early morning movie to the Late Late Show
After it's over nowhere to go

[Verse 3]
And I'm not sorry for the things I do
My brain is stuck from shooting glue
I'm not sorry for the things I do

[Chorus]
Dooooo
Carbona not glue
Carbona not glue

[Verse 4]
Wondering what I'm doing now
I've been in the closet and feel all right
Ran out of Carbona, Mom threw out the glue
Ran out of paint and roach spray too
[Verse 5]
It's TV's fault why am I this way
Mom and pop want to put me away
From the early morning movie to the Late Late Show
After it's over nowhere to go

[Chorus]
Carbona not glue
Carbona not glue
Carbona not glue