Hey, buddy do you got the time?
No I don't got a watch can you spare a dime
But I got two olives and a couple of limes
Guessin' that means it's martini time

The Martinis that brought you the loss
I didn't even ask or care what they cost
I lost my job for no reason or rhyme
Guessin' that means it's martini time

Martini time (vodka ice shaker!)
Martini time (olive or lime!)
Martini time (gotta have glasses!)
Make it with a layer of ice this time

Dirty, dry up, or in between
From the very first sip you know what I mean
When you're out with a babe you don't nickel or dime
Guessin' that means it's martini time

Martini time (vodka ice shaker!)
Martini time (olive or lime!)
Martini time (gotta have glasses!)
Make it with a layer of ice this time

It's martini time
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime
When you have a good martini time!

It's Martini time (vodka ice shaker!)
Martini time (olive or lime!)
Martini time (gotta have glasses!)
Perfectly poured and top of the line

It's martini time
It's martini time