Well it's wet
It's all broken and wet
But I take what I get
I got a crooked cigarette

Well she left
She left me with a hell of a debt
But no sweat
I got a crooked cigarette

When it's busted by the filter there's a trick that I found
You break it on apart then you turn it around
You slide it in easy and you twist it in tight
Hey buddy got a light?

Well I'm full
Full of that malt liquor bull
But I'm set
I got a crooked cigarette