Loco Gringos like a party with five bales of (hay!)
Jumpin' in the dumpster with Pepe (ole!)
Loco Gringos like a party and they like their women firm
And when they drink tequila, they fight for the worm

Fruit Fly showed me the beginning of life
Cuttin' up limes with a dull butter knife

Loco Gringos like a party with five bales of (hay!)
Jumpin' in the dumpster with Pepe (ole!)
Loco Gringos like a party and they like their women firm
And when they drink tequila, they fight for the worm
Go!

A Cadillac hearse, tequila bottle fins
At Gringo Manor, the party really never ends

Loco Gringos like a party with five bales of (hay!)
Jumpin' in the dumpster with Pepe (ole!)
Loco Gringos like a party and they like their women firm
And when they drink tequila, they fight for the worm

(spoken softly) That's the sound of us fighting for the worm
(spoken softly) That's the worm there
(spoken softly) Hear the worm
(spoken softly) And see the worm
(spoken softly) Hey, that's crazy
Alright!

A neon bus painted like the Mexican flag
Hey there Pablo, what'cha got in the bag?
(Corn dogs!)

Loco Gringos like a party with five bales of (hay!)
Jumpin' in the dumpster with Pepe (ole!)
Loco Gringos like a party and they like their women firm
And when they drink tequila, they fight for the worm

Loco Gringos like a party (Ole!)
Loco Gringos like a party (Ole!)
Loco Gringos like a party (Ole!)
Loco Gringos like a party (Ole!)
Yeah!

Loco Gringos like a party (Ole!)
Loco Gringos like a party (Ole!)
Loco Gringos like a party (Ole!)
Loco Gringos like a party (Ole!)
Loco Gringos like a party (Ole!)
Loco Gringos like a party (Ole!)
Loco Gringos like a party (Ole!)
Loco Gringos like a party (Ole!)