You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me
You didn't even leave a towel so I could dry my face
You didn't even leave a plate for me to eat on
But you left all my empty beer cans all over the place

You didn't leave my precious black-and-white TV set
You took the Jimi Hendrix poster that was on my door
You left with my very best friend, our dog Smokey
But I found all the unpaid bills on the kitchen floor

And where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush?
And where in the hell did you happen to spend last night?
You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me
And you didn't even tell me they was turning out the lights

You didn't leave my little five-dollar alarm clock
You didn't even leave a note, I guess it's all been said
You didn't even leave the cushions for the sofa
And now that I'm used to the couch, you left the bed

And where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush?
And where in the hell have you been for the last three days?
You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me
And you didn't stick around to see the teardrops on my face